Donald was so badly injured he had to depart for the free clinic. While the conservatives were trying to keep our existence under wraps, it wouldn't stay that way. The next day I saw the newspaper had a small blurb mentioning us between two ads and a fraud case in Florida. Jacob and Donald became my next two recruits and they became a team of their own, while I was the chess master orchestrating the affair. There I found several mutants that I worked to recruit to the cause.
Adolph and Roz also didn't have what I wanted, and so I set out for the Crack house, after assigning Daphne to sell T-shirts as a way to benefit the liberal cause. Noah wasn't a good pick, but his skill with the ladies led me to keep meeting with him, hoping for it to rub off. Hannah's heart was in the right place, but she wasn't too smart.ĭaphne was a better person for the squad, and so I let her join. I was successful at first, but then an Art Critic spotted me and I ran for the exit.The next day at the pawnshop, I discovered I had netted $3, a cheap suit, and 2 counts of breaking and entering.īy this time I had made my decisions from meeting with the hippies. Flush with success, I decided to go off and make some money to pay for my apartment. Nevertheless, I found 5 hippies willing to meet up with me.Īnd they decided to keep meeting me. The conservative scum has even gotten to this place, once a hallowed part of the liberal agenda. I didn't realize that my AK-47 was too conspicuous until I got to the coop. How can you lead if you have no one to lead? I have also adopted a slogan to promote what I put first in mind. However, I have only $57, an AK-47, and I live in the housing projects.įor my first mission, I have decided to travel to the Radish meadow Vegan Coop. An I am fairly good at things like writing, business, and swords. I have high intelligence and charisma, and I already have 50 juice in the eyes of the liberal cause. Instead I shall choose the name of Perses, the titan lord of destruction.Shoot! The business cards I made refer to me as Persus! I'll have to stick with this misspelling. Ransom Keital doesn't invoke terror or awe. I plan to lead, but I plan to do so under an assumed name. Today the beginnings of a Liberal crime squad begin that will show the people the horrors of conservatism. Arch-Conservative president Joe Hoffman, doesn't know what's coming. These are dark days for the liberal agenda, but I am willing to lead it to greatness. I live in Chicago, IL, and it's about to experience real change. For the past few years, I've been writing my manifesto and refining my image. On my 18th birthday I bought myself an assault rifle. I was only 15 when I ran away, and I got a job working fast food, smiling as people fed the man. I knew it had reached a crescendo when I stole a cop car when I was only 14. In junior high school I was obsessed with swords, and started lifting weights.Things were getting really bad and I tried being a teacher's assistant. When I turned 10, my parents divorced, violently.
In elementary school I was at the head of the class, and I worked very hard. When I was bad, my parents grounded me and hid my toys, but I knew where they put them. The day I was born in 1984 the Macintosh was introduced. Any questions or suggestions about the game can be submitted in this forum, and check out the wiki for a likely out-of-date but still pretty useful reference.
It's also awesome, so you should download it. Its interface is an artifact of cancerous feature creep on top of the historically important but very old 1983 RPG Oubliette. Please note that LCS is unbalanced, unfair, unfriendly, and inappropriate.
They last updated the game in 2004 I picked the source code up in 2007, and in collaboration with more than a dozen programmers and writers from the community, we have managed to release intermittent updates since then. LCS was originally created as a side project by Tarn and Zach Adams (Bay 12 Games), the brothers behind Dwarf Fortress. You play as the founder of a left-wing terrorist cell devoted to saving the United States from its descent into Conservative Insanity though writing to newspapers, volunteering, playing protest music, seduction, flag burning, graffiti, hacking, kidnapping, torture, murder, brainwashing, and other common and uncommon activist activities. Liberal Crime Squad is a satirical open-source text-based modern strategic political RPG with bad pickup lines and bad graphics.